^ banned for being Scrooged

^ banned for being Bill Murray

Banned because I thought the sequel to 28 Weeks Later would be 28 Months Later, and not 28 Years Later.

^ banned for revealing that you are 56

Banned because I will stop aging at 69.

^ banned, because you neglected to mention that we would both live forever; I will have to walk to Canada some Winter and share a good hot cup of cocoa sometime (I do so abhor flying, my wings get so filthy.)

Banned for making a cup out of cocoa that will disintegrate as soon as someone tries to use it.

Banned for making a paper pirate hat and then using it as a drinking cup.

Banned for making whatever the hell this ugly thing is supposed to be.

Banned for mistaking HMA for your Dad.

Banned for a sick burn on ISM.