Posted December 10, 2015
low rated
Is it his white hair and glowing eyes, his grim look? It must be his pagan background. Women love wild, barbaric men with raw instincts. He is so sexual, he'd jump on everything with a hole between the legs. If Bambi was a girl and wasn't so fast, he'd jump on it too. He fucks all the fantasy girls/creatures. But recently he's also such a fatherly figure. That makes him so adorable. He's not just an irresponsible fuckaround, nono. You can't just go about fucking all kinds of fantasy hoes and get away with it. Women aren't stupid when it comes to money. If he gets billed for child support the magic tricks won't help him.
Why are nerds even so sexed up? Isn't it depressing to see your main having sex while you have none? I mean seriously, if I was lonely and felt horny I'd rather watch some internet porn. Ok, ok, so you do that too, understood. Why not jack off twice a day. If you get my age you will find this a waste of resources. I mean, your main has sex, you need to assist him, b/c you are a witcher team. It's like a threesome, or foursome since normally he's got at least two women at once. This guy is a sex-machine! I think he's got a magic penis or some kind of viagra spell. Wouldn't that be great! You can grow it as big as you want and the women go nuts.
I think it's the witches. They are practically hoes of satan and they ride on a broom a lot, go figure. These vile women just need a master, an angry father figure to suckle, I mean satisfy their needs. These women don't want the nice guy. They want a perverted animal from the woods, someone to shoo them around and chasten them for their evil lusts in a lustful way. Oh yea, it's the bdsm stuff all the way! And the super-tight gothic pants just make it all too obvious. They just need their daddy, the big ol' guy, who's got the guts and the balls to deal with all the pesky women.
Why are nerds even so sexed up? Isn't it depressing to see your main having sex while you have none? I mean seriously, if I was lonely and felt horny I'd rather watch some internet porn. Ok, ok, so you do that too, understood. Why not jack off twice a day. If you get my age you will find this a waste of resources. I mean, your main has sex, you need to assist him, b/c you are a witcher team. It's like a threesome, or foursome since normally he's got at least two women at once. This guy is a sex-machine! I think he's got a magic penis or some kind of viagra spell. Wouldn't that be great! You can grow it as big as you want and the women go nuts.
I think it's the witches. They are practically hoes of satan and they ride on a broom a lot, go figure. These vile women just need a master, an angry father figure to suckle, I mean satisfy their needs. These women don't want the nice guy. They want a perverted animal from the woods, someone to shoo them around and chasten them for their evil lusts in a lustful way. Oh yea, it's the bdsm stuff all the way! And the super-tight gothic pants just make it all too obvious. They just need their daddy, the big ol' guy, who's got the guts and the balls to deal with all the pesky women.
Post edited December 10, 2015 by MattheoB