would this work in real too?

No.

Toast.

Screen test

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

test this, cue lard.

Way to give away the ending! Now we are the only dorks forced to sit through that 3 hour piece of shit for the big reveal! XD

A.k.a. "The Blues". There are no reds, there are only the blues.

Don't you mean ZALGO...?

Well, there's just one movie, there is no lack of lousy movie you can snare other people with.

Besides, people perceptions of movies are strange. You never know people may actually like it.

Titanic is basically the story of a slutty whore in debts cheating her wealthy handsome fiance for a gambler. If Jack actually survived, her life would be in a mess as we see how gamblers family flare. However there are tons of people praising the movie and even watch it multiple times.

Avatar is basically a human that betray his own species for an alien. I don't know how he can be so ungrateful of humans that provide and support him that he would kill his own kind. It is one thing to protect and shelter animals like a animal lover. It is another thing that the animal lover train animals to attack and kill human. If he want peace, why kill humans? Is human life lower than an alien? And a huge number of people love it!!!

Ever watch 'Jaws' backwards?

Turns into the touching story of a fish that swims around an island vomiting up people forcing the sheriff to open the beaches.

Pardon me, I failed to see where is the touching part.

I mean the fish don't have hands and do not touch people with its fins. Where is the touching you claimed? Vomiting and storing humans body parts in stomach is not touching.