I ban you for what you did to Mr_Whiffles

Banned because the only good movies Michael Mayers ever made were about Shrek stabbing babysitters to death.

Banned because that was actually So I Married an Axe Murderer.

^ banned due to excessive circumstantial evidence and a lazy public defender

Banned for being a lazy public offender.

Banned for playing computer games and not just buying them. We can't have that here! Don't you know that playing computer games make you run amok and - even more malicious - steal lollipops from little children?

Banned for taking a candy from a baby.

Banned for overestimating the simplicity of doing so.

Banned for harassing minors. This isn't Hollywood.

^ banned because you had a gold mine, until your ex-wife got the gold and you got the shaft

Banned for being a bad mother, shut yo mouth!

Banned for for implying that wasn’t my preferred outcome

Banned for not banning the person directly above you.

Banned for pedantry.

Banned for being too sedentary