Banned for manufacturing evidence to support your claim.

^ banned because I had to do something with that dad-burn 3-D printer

Banned for putting your father in an incinerator which you thought was a printer, for some reason.

Banned for describing Hooyaah as having the same culinary skills as my Grandma.

^ Banned for not inviting me over for some good food, since I am a foodie.

Banned for being a cannibal and wanting to eat his father.

^ Banned for feeding a stone to his father, instead of a delicious son.

You're all banned because I was referencing moments like when Grandma was "microwaving" a frozen dinner, which was still cold on the table; the microwave was on, and empty. Or when she used the toaster with the plastic cover on, ruining the cover and proving that she was toasting NOTHING.

Banned and served a nice plate of Spaghettis. :-)

^ banned, because you never sauce such a thing

Banned for being sauced.

^ Banned for being so saucy and dripping so much sauce.

Banned for being a drip.

^ Banned for too much flossing there

Banned for being a toaster.