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Banned for making fun of a dragon.
^ banned for dragging a clam on a leash and telling the ladies that you just pulled a muscle to gain their attention
Banned for pulling your muscle in public (and the animal which is similar to a clam is spelled mussel, though I think they're a bit more like oysters).
Banned for preventing another from achieving the release they need in the form of public masturbation.
Banned for calling that a need.
Banned for needing to make a call.
^ banned for calling him out
Banned for outing him during a call.
^ banned for a post that is barely worthy of a response
^ banned by dignifying that post with a response
^ banned, because I stripped that post of any possible or imagined dignity with my response
Banned for forgetting how responding works.
Banned for age-shaming Santa Clause.
^ Banned for knocking on the door to Santa's workshop and running away.
Banned for ignoring your job to clean the bloody mess Santa made by butchering all the elves and reindeer and just collecting the toys and elf heads instead.