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Posted May 09, 2014
Do you know why men are the best cooks?

Because with a sausage and two eggs they can keep a woman´s tummy full for nine months.
Posted May 09, 2014
According to latest research on married couples sex life, the most prominent sexual position is the doggy style.

The man sits and begs. The wife turns on to her side and plays dead.
Posted May 09, 2014
Did you hear about the date between Oxygen and Potassium? It went OK.
Posted May 09, 2014
What do you call in Irish hooker who won't leave your porch?

Patty 'o furniture.
Posted May 29, 2014
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
Posted May 29, 2014
Why did the lion get lost?

Because the jungle is massive.

(heard it on QI i believe )
Posted May 29, 2014
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Posted December 06, 2014
This thread needs major bumpage. Some not very good ones:

What's the only reason to like Valve? Nothing; unless you were hit over the head with a crowbar.

Windows 95: So people still watch slideshows in 2014?
Windows 8.1: What slideshow? This is the new cinematic experience of Assassin's Creed Unity on low settings.
Posted December 06, 2014
What do a pizza boy and a gyneocologist have in common? They both smell it but they can't eat it.
Posted March 07, 2015
Been quiet on here for a while, we simply can't have that so....

Did you hear about the guy who fell down the steps getting off his flight when it landed? He only suffered an 'airline fracture.

My friend has just got out of hospital after his youngest shoved his collection of plastic horses up his bum while he was sleeping. The doctors described his condition as stable!
Posted April 22, 2015
Pretty sure I just invented this one, a world-wide premier:

What's Canada's largest cell phone provider?

EH T&T



Didn't say it was good, just that you heard it here first.
Posted April 28, 2015
I'm not quite sure faith can move mountains. But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.

Apparently, birthing pools are quite popular in China nowadays. It gives a more relaxed, natural birthing experience. Not to mention, it's rather handy if the baby turns out to be a girl.
Post edited April 28, 2015 by Hesusio
Posted April 28, 2015
low rated
Q.How to blow a Valve?
A.Put trust in Steam.
Posted April 28, 2015
have you heard the one about the two old ladies that went for a tramp in the woods ?
he got away
Posted July 31, 2015
the past, present and future all walk into a bar
it was tense.
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