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Posted January 16, 2016
Your mama's so rich I saw her kicking a mansion down the driveway. I asked her what she was doing and she said "Taking out the garbage."
Posted January 28, 2016
Yo momma so fat, that it's breaking her family's heart watching her slowly kill herself.
Posted February 18, 2016
What do you call a hen that is staring at some lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber?

Chicken Caesar Salad!
Posted March 06, 2016
Wish I had thought of this joke:

http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/jack-garratt-bonnie-tyler-gps/
Posted March 09, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: Wish I had thought of this joke:

http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/jack-garratt-bonnie-tyler-gps/
This has got to be the best one yet.
Posted March 09, 2016
what do you call a guy with a shovel on his head?

doug! DOUG!
Posted March 09, 2016
What's the only day of the year that tells you to do something?

March forth.
Posted March 09, 2016
yo momma so fat, she passed in front of the tv and I missed half my show
Posted March 09, 2016
What did one wave say to the other after crashing into him?

"You didn't SEA me comin'!"
Posted March 09, 2016
low rated
:)
Posted March 09, 2016
Most of these jokes aren't corny.

Most of them aren't jokes.
Posted March 10, 2016
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swatkat: :)
tags nes scammer alt
Posted March 10, 2016
Yo mama so ugly her nickname is "DAMN!"
Posted March 10, 2016
It's been almost two months and I still don't get tauto's joke.

I think it's age thing. I just don't understand the kids with their "slang" and their "rock music".
Posted March 10, 2016
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tinyE: It's been almost two months and I still don't get tauto's joke.

I think it's age thing. I just don't understand the kids with their "slang" and their "rock music".
no one gets aussie jokes, aside other aussies :)
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