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Posted March 10, 2016
I don't like corny jokes very much.

Can I have a few nutty ones, instead?
Posted March 10, 2016
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InfraSuperman: I don't like corny jokes very much.

Can I have a few nutty ones, instead?
here you go: a very nutty corny
Posted March 10, 2016
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apehater: here you go: a very nutty corny
So many opportunities for bad double entendres...
You could probably construct an entire Leisure Suit Larry game with that bar as the sole inventory item.
Posted March 17, 2016
Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood?

In the ArcHive, arc-hive, get it?

Exit stage left .......
Posted March 17, 2016
In a high school classroom -

Teacher: Does anyone know whether the sun is a planet or a star ?

Slutty dressed student girl : It is a planet.

Teacher: Wrong, anyone else ?

Nerd student guy: It is a star

Slutty dressed girl : Yeah right

Teacher: you are right nerd, you see girl, someday he might be your boss because he is so smart.

Nerd: No I dont wanna be her boss, I dont want to be a pimp.
Posted March 18, 2016
Son: "Hey Dad I just had sex with my Enlglish teacher"!

Father: "That's my boy. You're a real man now. So are you going back to school tomorrow"?

Son: "Nah I better give my ass a few days to heal".
Posted March 19, 2016
My mates girlfriend is mute, so communicates by embroidery, it's her version of sign language, sew to speak.
Posted March 19, 2016
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ScotchMonkey: Son: "Hey Dad I just had sex with my Enlglish teacher"!

Father: "That's my boy. You're a real man now. So are you going back to school tomorrow"?

Son: "Nah I better give my ass a few days to heal".
Took a second but I got it.. Was it kinda of an gay-joke? =D
Posted September 20, 2016
Why did the chicken cross the very busy road?

To get to the oth
Posted September 20, 2016
Hmmm... hope I don't repeat, but I honestly don't feel like reading 28 pages of jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

(This one works better if you say it out loud)
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Did you hear about the man who had his left side cut off?
He's all right now.
Posted September 20, 2016
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molerat: Did you hear about the man who had his left side cut off?
He's all right now.
lol I'm telling that one to my nephews.
Posted September 20, 2016
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
Post edited September 20, 2016 by eksasol
Posted September 20, 2016
Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Wherever you darn well left him.
Posted September 20, 2016
Here is one that I like:

Women belong in the House...

...and in the Senate.

(I saw this on a t-shirt, though it was lacking the ellipsis and blank space.)
Posted September 20, 2016
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eksasol: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer.
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